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Don’t Like Random Dicks? Then You’re Not Kinky

I have a regrettable announcement to make, today is a sad day, today I was informed that I am not kinky! Yep, you read that right. I, Floss, a self confessed Kinkster, who writes about and speaks about kink open and honestly. I, Floss, who loves FemDom, Latex and Bondage. I am not kinky. I will hand in my kink membership card to the kink authorities as soon as possible. I will swap my Latex for muggle attire, and I shall alert the Queen Dominatrix of Femdom City that I will no longer be participating in their practices of Female Domination and Supremacy.

I know what you’re thinking, how is this possible. What could possibly have happened to make me turn my back on the wonderful, varied and accepting world of kink. It is, I’m afraid, a rather unfortunate set of circumstance. I feel it is time for another confession …

I do not like to look at pictures of random dicks.

I know! I know! I am a terrible and awful human being. How dare I call myself a Kinkster and not embrace every dick I am given the honour of looking at.

Today though someone took the time to point out to me that if that is the case then I’m really not that kinky, because all the kinky girls they know love watching dicks. Which is weird because he wasn’t asking them to look at his, he was asking me, a stranger on the internet, with whom he’s had no previous correspondence. The reason he wanted me to look? So I could give him my opinion how good his is, or isn’t, as the case may be.

Now before you all label me as a dick fascist. With an aim to oppress and eliminate all dicks. Seeing as I have on many, many occasions on both my blog and #ProudToBeKinky stated that I do not like receiving nor do I think any woman should ever receive an unsolicited dick pic. You could be forgiven for thinking I am anti-dick. I promise I am not though.

I am a dick supporter. I believe that with consent a dick should be allowed to revel in fannies, and boobs, and hands, and mouths, and bumholes and any other orifice that is inclined to be accepting of that particular dick. I am even a supporter on consensual dick pics. If there is a person asking for a picture of your genitals and you trust them and you want to engage in that activity with them, then go for it.

Here’s my personal deal with dicks. I have zero feeling for dicks attached to people I do not know. I have zero desire to fuck a dick I not know. In fact I feel this way about all genitals. I don’t really want random fanny shots send to my phone either.

Sexy ladies I know though are more than welcome to send me pictures of their boobs, I realise there is a level of hypocrisy here, but I really, really don’t want to be out of the running for boob opportunities. I know some really, really hot ladies and I live in hope of seeing their boobs some day. #justsaying #ilikeboobs #boobfetish #pleasesendboobs

Anyway … back to the issue at hand. Not literally though, handjobs are also for dicks I know. So let me define dicks I know. Currently the only dick in my life is Bakji’s. I like to touch it, watch it, slap it, bite it, kiss it, lick it, fuck it, not fuck it, tease it, torture it, tie it, flick it, fondle it, you name it there’s a chance I might want to do it … with a dick attached to a man I enjoy.

We are currently on the precipice of playing with other people more intimately, and while that might mean more dick for me, it comes with the following thoughts; Do I like you? Do I trust you? Do I have chemistry with you? Have I met you in real life? Are we friends? Do I want to touch your dick? Are you respectful, both of me and of Bakji? I have to answer yes to all those questions and more before I’ll even consider playing with a dick.

This means I can only apologise that my desire for dicks does not extend to random strangers on the internet. Who aren’t respectful, who offer me nothing, except mild irritation. People who don’t care that I’m a person, and just want to use me for their desire to expose themselves. I accept that by putting myself on social media in the way that I do I am bound to get these messages, I ignore most of them, subscribing to the don’t feed the trolls method of social media interaction.

However, I will always engage with people who seem like they have a legitimate question. Sometimes that question just happens to be ‘can I send you a picture of my dick?’. Oh, sad times. I took the opportunity to try and impart some dick pic wisdom, while also politely declining the offer, only to be asked again ‘so can I just send it to you?’ FUCK. OFF. No, means no. Except said more politely, to be told ‘oh, so you’re not really kinky, all the kinky girls I know love to watch dicks.’

Which brings us to this blog post, and my frustration of dealing with someone who has no idea what it means to be kinky or that every single person has a right to define their own kink identity. That your one kink could absolutely be watching dicks, or you can be a kinkster who, shock horror, has never even touched a dick. Yes, I hate to break this to anyone who isn’t aware but some people have never encountered a real life dick. By that I mean penis, I think we’ve all encountered a person acting like a total dick.

On reflection I think I’ll keep my kink membership card for now and I’ll let the Queen Dominatrix of FemDom City know that I will keep flying the flag for FemDom Fun!

One thought on “Don’t Like Random Dicks? Then You’re Not Kinky

  1. I do understand your post. I have actually been the recipient of sick pics myself. Not sure why, but then again life is filled with many who do things I don’t understand. Now like you, I am not interested in dick pics. I have one and can look at mine almost anytime–though most times it’s in a cage. I do appreciate the naked female form and would never turn my nose up at free images of breasts. Still I get the dick pic thing. When I make my own posts I am always a little wary of including dick picks. I do on occasion but hopefully I am not offending my readers. Still regardless of who is sending me pictures, it is tremendously unlikely that I will ever get busy with them. I have my Queen and she is all I need. To add another would take consent from the both of us and would involve many questions–similar to yours. Will it ever happen?? I honestly don’t know.

    By the way I love this post.

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