I won’t lie, I’ve had my eye on the Satisfyer products ever since they came on the market. When they kindly offered to send me some products to review I was definitely excited to give these products a try.
My orgasm track record for masturbating isn’t great. I find it rather boring if I’m honest and I own all the sex toys I do in the hope that one days I will find the toy that makes it fun. With a partner I’m multi-orgasmic, on my own it’s one and I’m done. It’s usually clitoral, and it’s usually quick, because if get to the edge and lose it I can’t get it back. So I need a powerful, buzzing vibrator on/near my clitoris to make me climax as soon as possible.
I must admit when I held the Penguin Pro 2 in my hand, my first thought was that is was super cute. I mean seriously cute, it has a bow tie. It’s really lightweight, fits nicely in your hand and looks generally very appealing.
So off I popped to put it on charge. Eagerly awaiting my chance to test it out. Now despite knowing it’s not a vibrator, once it was charged I still did that thing of testing it against my hand. I must admit my heart sank a little bit, it felt like … nothing. There was a big sigh. Nevertheless I actually volunteered to test it on my clitoris, so that is what I went to do .
Spoiler alert … OH. MY GOD!!! My orgasms will never, and I mean NEVER, be the same again.
The Pro Penguin gave me my strongest solo orgasm ever (until I tried the Satisfyer Pro 2, but more about that in another post.)
It is far more ‘rumbly’ that I would usually opt for. However the pulsating rumbles create a build up that I haven’t been able to achieve with other vibrators. I got midway through the 11 settings and found myself in a state of climax. I also noticed that I was anywhere near as sensitive and ‘done’ as I would normally be after a solo orgasm. So I did what any good sex toy reviewer would do and kept on going, for the sake of science obviously.
Up and up I went through the settings, the pleasure just kept on building and I reached a point I never reach alone. I wasn’t actually focusing on anything except how good things felt, I’d actually managed to start enjoying it, without feeling a bit bored. This is a huge achievement in my sexual exploration.
Another thing that happened that rarely happens with toys, is that it made me wet. I’ve got zero issues using lube when I masturbate, and do so more often that not. The fact this product actually got some natural lubrication on the go though is astounding, it actually seems to make my vagina happy and satisfied, instead of just placated until I can play with another human.
Volume of sex toys isn’t a huge issue for me, although I admit extremely loud buzzing isn’t that arousing. Anyone who has a need for quiet toys though should have no issues with this product. It can’t be heard through adjoining rooms, and I could only hear it if I pressed my ear to the door of the room it was in, and that was knowing it was in there and I should be hearing it. This was in a completely silent house. In a building where there were other ambient noises like television or music I very much doubt if anyone would be able to hear it.
The lovely soft outer and the nozzle of this product are made from silicon, and the other components from ABS plastic. So there’s nothing icky there for those of us who are looking for body safe toys. The nozzle is removable, should you wish to do so for cleaning.
Speaking of cleaning, this product is also waterproof, perfect for people who enjoy their baths times to be a little bit on the sexy side. I personally don’t have a bath, but if I dd this beauty could tempt me to actually try to make one sexy, which isn’t normally my thing.
With it’s USB, magnetic charger, you get about 1.5 hours play for around the same length of time on charge. However, you may need to charge it fairly regularly due to the fact you might never want to stop playing with it, because it’s just so good. The controls couldn’t be simpler, press and hold to turn on, once the control panel is alight you can see the symbols for higher vibration near the base of the toy, and lower vibration toward the nozzle of the toy.
If full discretion with sex toy is your thing, then that might be a downside, while it isn’t as glaringly obviously as phallic shaped vibrator or dildo, it isn’t as discreet as some of the products available that could be ‘massagers’. For example the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe would probably get away with that.
Other than that I honestly cannot pick fault with this product. Unless you really don’t like clitoral stimulation. Even then though, it isn’t like any clitoral toy I’ve ever used before, so I’d be inclined to suggest giving it a try before writing it off, if that feels like an option.
Reasons To Try:
- Unique sucking/pulsating action
- Looks super cute
- Feel lovely to hold and use
- Gives the BEST orgasms
Reason to say Bye-Bye:
- Personally none
- Potentially not visually discreet enough for some people